Posted by: shriharshb on: August 7, 2009
I recently saw the movie “Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince”. I paid 250 Rs to get the one of the best seats in the movie hall, so that I could enjoy the movie. There was much anticipation and eagerness on my part and needless to say, as always, I was completely shattered!
What a complete waste of money! I had seen the previous installments of the Harry Potter series except for “Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix” because I had found all the other movies nothing short of “Pure and 100% Crap”.
After listening to what I had to say about this movie, a friend of mine told me; “Dude, you don’t like any of these movies because you compare your imagination with the Director’s imagination”. True. I do have a very magnificent imaginative power, but is it really my fault if I expect the director who is supposed to be the creative head in a movie making saga to have anything less than an ‘awesome’ imagination? Of Course, when I used to read the Harry Potter books, I used to imagine the situations in my head and I used to feel very happy about it. But after watching these crappy movies, I think, the people directing these movies seem to have no creativity or imagination at all!
Apart from this, the dialogues were pathetic. The actors were literally whispering the dialogues. Most of the times, the background music used to be so loud, that I had to strain my ears to listen to the dialogues.
And, I ask, what is with all these director’s who don’t really follow the original story written in the book, and put in their own? Somewhere and someday this has to stop. The only saving grace of the movie was the graphics and the special effects.
People who haven’t read the books will obviously like the movie, because it has been shot in a very grand way. However, for seasoned readers like me, it is a big letdown. Seriously, how many people, who read “The Lord of The Rings”, really liked the movie?
Posted by: shriharshb on: August 7, 2009
By Brinell C .Lewis
I just read an article aptly titled “Rose Garden Predators”, written by R K. Raghavan about sexual abuse of children in our country.
During the course of reading it, like all of us, I too am appalled by the fickleness on the part of our government over this issue. These are the same political parties who use rape just as a medium to strengthen their electoral candidature. Take for example, the “Rita – Mayawati” fiasco, with their parties in tow.
Coming to think of it, isn’t the terrorist attack in Mumbai, also amounted to a rape of citizens mental state? Does rape has to envelop only physicality? And, then the verdict/trial of Kasab still continues, while the chap finds himself maybe lucky enough or amused or thankful to ‘Allah’ or in his case ‘Anti-Allah’, of the fact that he is still breathing. Didn’t they rape us of the trust we placed in our country’s security? Weren’t we all raped of the feeling of comfort, pride and security on our own nation? Then, why the delay in verdict? Mayawati paid Rs. 25000 as “compensation” to a dalit rape victim. What is the compensation for rapists of our nation?
My thoughts still wander and I am trying to find an apt string of thoughts to “compensate” for continuous rape of my mental agony, both as a woman and a citizen of this country. Let me elucidate this with a story or a thought of my own. The youth in their 20’s dream of having a beautiful daughter. In fact I have already imagined myself with my daughter happy and cheerful so many times. What if in an unfortunate case, she is raped? (It can happen to anyone, so rather than thinking of this as ‘gross’, lets try to put ourselves in this situation and analyze), and then unable to bear the trauma, she kills herself. The accused goes on a trial, and it continues for months. Then, all we see are innumerable witnesses with no verdict whatsoever. As in many cases, other girls/women turn up testifying that they too were molested/raped/harassed by the accused at one point. However, the saga still continues with more confessions, more witnesses but “no verdict”.
One fine day, as all of us wish justice has to be given, and so, I kill the rapist and then the court takes me into prison for “killing a suspect”. Now, in such a case, am I an accused? If yes, I am, then what am I being accused for? Killing a murderer, who has already killed and demoralized the lives of so many innocents? If a government/court, is unable to place law and order or justify such gruesome acts then isn’t it right for people like us, the aam janta or more aptly called “The Mango People” (pun intended), to come out of our cocoon and impart justice? Will then Mayawati pay me compensation for delivering her “Shining India” from such a rapist? And, moreover, will I be the pride and honor of a political party?
Posted by: shriharshb on: April 15, 2009
This is amazing! People are hailing Freida Pinto, the lead female actor from the movie ‘Slumdog Mollionaire’ as the “Modern Helen of Troy” and “Most Beautiful in the World”. This article was published on iDiva and I really find it hard to believe that she is being hailed as the modern diva!!

In India there is a saying “Jo dikhta hai woh bikta hai”, and this holds true for everything in India. This relatively unknown girl has gone on to become an international success and that too only with a single movie in her kitty, because of some very good PR, advertising and promotion. Of course, Slumdog, was an excellent movie (though it had its own drawbacks), however, I don’t believe Freida Pinto had much to do in the movie. If I am not wrong, then she did not have a screen time of more than 45 minutes in the movie. She had hardly anything worthwhile to speak in the movie, and still she is getting so much international exposure.
I personally believe that she deserves the appreciation, but not this much. This is just too much and calling her a “Modern Helen of Troy” is definetely over the line. Too much success in such a small span of time is not justified. I mean, come on, what if she happens to be just a one film wonder? What will happen to these critics and people who are hailing her so much? I personally don’t believe that she is one of the most beautiful woman in the world. There are lots of other women who are eligible for this like; Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta Jones etc..
Just do a Google search on Freida Pinto and you will be surprised to see that she has been compared to the likes of Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai and other stalwarts!
I believe it will be more interesting to see her work in her forthcoming movies and see if she manages to be in the pack of these ‘most beautiful’ women
Posted by: shriharshb on: April 11, 2009
The Lok Sabha elections in India will be held in April 2009. It will be interesting to see which political party wins the elections. Indian election results have always unfolded amidst high drama and anticipation, and this time around, it promises to get better. It has already got its hype what with Varun Gandhi’s “derogatory” speech, The Indian Premier League (IPL) being stashed away from India to South Africa owing to the elections, high-profile election rallies etc. For once, I wish elections would have been a low profile affair.
The other day I was going through the latest edition of The Outlook and I came across some facts and figures for these elections which dumbstruck me. 10,000 Crore Rupees, is the amount that is going to be spent for electing the 15th Lok Sabha and a new Prime Minister. 543 constituencies, 7 national parties, more than 200 regional parties and outfits are going to be a part of this election. Not only this, 71.4 Crore voters are going to cast their votes, 40 Lakh civil officials and 20 Lakh security personnel are going to be a part of this as well.
Out of the 10,000 Crore Rs, national parties are going to spend an estimated 4,350 Crore Rs, regional parties – 1,000 Crore Rs, BJP and Congress – 1,000 Crore Rs, other parties – 650 Crore Rs, Election Commission – 1,000 Crore Rs, Administration cost – 700 Crore Rs, “Cash for buying votes” – 2500 Crore Rs etc. The corporate world is supposed to be pitching in almost 50% of the entire amount. So where does all the rest of the money come from? You are right. From the pocket of the ‘Tax-Payer’ or simply put ‘The Common Man’. All this for electing a person to govern the largest democracy in the world! It’s very interesting to note here that the expenditure during the 2004 general elections was a handsome 4,500 Crore Rs.
If we compare the elections in India with those that took place in the United States of America which was ‘the most’ promoted and popular general election of all time, one would be surprised to know that the expenditure on this was 8,000 Crore Rupees. I don’t know whether it is a matter of pride or shame that we are going to spend a good 2,000 Crore Rupees more than the USA.
For me, it is really shameful that we will be spending so much money in electing politicians who might or might not be better than the current ones. Even if we do elect a very good candidate for the post of the Prime Minister (which, is a much foregone cause), I don’t think we can expect much work to be done by him/her, as they are really old. According to me, to govern and run a country like India, we need a person who is not older than 50 years of age. This, I believe will bring in a combination of experience, knowledge and a youthful energy in our system.
It’s interesting to note here that even the most developed nation in the world was overrun in the election expenses by our nation which is tagged as a developing country or more frequently called a Third World country
What’s more interesting is the fact that these ‘politicians’ who should be working for our welfare have been focusing only on the elections since the beginning of this year. Where have all the promises of making India a safer and better country gone? These people seem to have comfortably forgotten the recent terror attacks that took place across various cities of India. These politicians are seemingly very busy in their election rallies and we don’t seem to have the time to ask them ‘why aren’t they working?’ One can find at least one election rally taking place in each and every corner of India! For me, this seems like a very huge circus and I feel like laughing. Sadly, I can’t as I can see that my country is going from bad to worse. In fact, nowadays, I don’t feel any pride in saying that I am an “Indian”.
This post might seem like ‘a bashing of Indian politics’, however, I am sure that a certain level headed section of people might agree with me that the only people to lose out here are us and not these politicians.
Posted by: shriharshb on: March 31, 2009
A few days ago, I came across a post titled ‘Can India Compete with China’ on the website Management Paradise. I was really surprised to see the response of people on this topic, and even more surprised to see that most of the people were giving illogical answers to the topic being discussed.
Most of the people who gave answers either do not know the real situation in India and China or they don’t want to know the truth.
I personally feel that India cannot compete with China anytime soon. I have my own reasons to believe in this. Let me highlight a couple or more of them.
1) India liberalised its economy in 1991 and China did it after 1995, and that too not entirely as it is still reeling under communism. China became a very hardcore player and started undertaking aggressive strategies to attract the world towards it. India, on the other hand, just freed the economy and sat back. The laid back attitude of the industries and people in India added to the already existing lethargy.
2) Even under communism, China continued to grow at a very amazing speed whereas India enjoyed a steady growth rate. The bureaucracy and the political environment in India is what hampered the overall growth of India.
3) In China, people either do or die. In India, we have options of doing, enjoying, resting (more than necessary) etc etc..but we don’t have the do or die attitude. Just take a look at our new 11th five year plan for the economy and most of you will understand what I am saying. Did you know that we have made money amounting to almost Rs. 19000 Crores from Special Economic Zones (SEZ’s), but have invested and lost more than Rs. 90,000 Crores in these SEZ’s by giving them tax benefits and illogical leverages.
4) Agriculture is supposed to be the backbone of the Indian Economy, but most people don’t know that the aim of the 11th five year plan(2007-2011) is to accelerate the agricultural growth to 4% of the entire GDP (Gross Domestic Product). Just 4%!! and the government still says that agriculture is the backbone of the Indian Economy.This plan also wants to a) provide primary education to at least 50% of the Indian population free of cost b) provide secondary education to at least 50% of the population at reduced rates c) develop and maintain important roads in cities like Mumbai, Pune, Bengaluru, Chennai etc d) provide clean water to at least 90% of the population etc. From this isn’t it quite evident that previous governments have not been able to provide even the basic amenities to Indians?
5) In India, we have only 40 vocational and technical areas in which we can get training. In China, people have access to more than 4000 vocational and technical courses!!!
6) India seems to borrow almost every ideology from China, except for communism. We borrowed the concepts of SEZ’s , proper infrastructure development , industrial licensing policy etc etc etc.. from …China!!
7) China in the past few years has become the world’s second largest economy after the United States. And where are we? Can anyone answer this?
Its amazing that many global organisations like Wal-Mart, Starbucks, Nokia etc arrived in China, even before India actually knew about these organisations! Hell, Wal-Mart and Starbucks have still not arrived in India!
I am not a person who loves to criticise India. I love my country, however, I would really like to take pride in saying that I am an “Indian”. Once we get more strict and stringent with our policies and cut down the bureaucracy in India, we can “think” of at least arriving at the stage where China is right now. However, I don’t see this happening anytime at least in the next 5 years!!!
Posted by: shriharshb on: March 28, 2009
One day, I was wasting my time doing nothing. I was bored, really bored. Then, this friend of mine, came to me and said, “Hey, Chetan Bhagat’s new novel, ‘The Three Mistakes of My Life‘ has become a bestseller! Well, I thought, I could read his book, though I was very apprehensive about it. Apprehensive. Yes, because his last novel, ‘One Night At The Call Centre‘ was ‘CRAP’. Seriously, after reading his first book, ‘Five Point Someone‘, I was expecting much more from him. So, when I heard about his third book, I decided to read the book. It was “The First Mistake of My Life”. If this was not enough, I decided to buy the book to read it. This was “The Second Mistake of My Life”. Then, I finished reading the book in 4 hours. This was “The Third and The Biggest Mistake of My Life”. I am not going to get back those 4 hours of my life!
The book is utter crap. Take my words for it. I have read many more crappier books, and this is one amongst the crappiest best. Thank goodness I finished the book in 4 hours. I can imagine the anger and frustration in those people, who were expecting a mind blowing novel. True, the book is mind blowing coz it really blows your mind so far that you can’t even search for it. Even an amateur could have written a better book.
The book starts with Govind and then I really don’t know where it heads coz it is mindless crap. I had thoroughly enjoyed reading ‘Five Point Someone’ but this book is worthless. Chetan Bhagat, is just capitalising on his fame and writing crappier books day by day. Normally, books are so interesting that readers are compelled to turn the pages. Here, I was compelled to turn the pages because I wanted to finish off reading the book real fast so that I could at least get some of my money’s worth by not wasting too much time on it.
The book looks promising at first but then loses the track altogether and the author’s style of writing is pathetic. One suggestion Mr. Bhagat. You really need to get your act together for your fourth book i.e. if you are planning to write another one, after all the bashing you got for your last two books. I would really love to read ‘Five Point Someone – The Sequel’. That book was really good. Please spare the poor readers from more of this crap and write better novels. We expect this from “The biggest-selling English-language novelist in India’s history”
Posted by: shriharshb on: March 28, 2009
I have used Google and other search engines to find lots of information for my projects, reports and presentations for more than 6 years now. But sometimes, I could not find the exact thing I searched for either in Google or the other search engines. I also, used to be too lazy to even prepare a document myself and upload it on the internet so that others could use it. However, from now onwards I will start posting my presentations, documents etc on my blog, linked to either Scribd.com or Esnips.com where the actual documents will be uploaded. The first document I am uploading is a presentation on the topic ‘Closing Techniques and Follow-Up. As a firm believer in Open Source Tech, I urge all the people who use this document to tweak the document as required and post it again on the internet so that other people can access it.
Let me know if anyone needs any specific document and I will be glad to help.
This document can be downloaded from either Scribd or from Esnips
Posted by: shriharshb on: March 20, 2009
India is a nightmare for foreigners and most of them would agree with me. I have seen many foreigners being harassed by locals. Yes, literally harassed! These fellows come to India with the thought of seeing a new India, where the ancient traditions gel perfectly with the new modern ideologies and thinking (well almost). What follows their actual visit to India is not less than a nightmare.
Local people of a certain city take advantage of these foreigners by overcharging them on almost everything. I for once saw a foreigner pay 125 Rupees for a bottle of mineral water, which cost only 12 Rupees. The extents to which Indians can actually take advantage of them Is really unimaginable.
Ok, so they have got loads of money in their pockets. I mean, come on, is it really their fault that theirs is a much better and stronger economy than ours? If the Indian economy would have been so strong then probably, we would have been in their places and they would have tried to sell the same bottle of mineral water at a much higher price than we do. But I am not writing this because I am jealous of their economy or anything else. I am writing this because it appalls me at the sight of Indian people taking advantage of these foreigners who visit India to have a good time.
One such instance that frequently pops up nowadays in my mind is of this Iranian girl who was my girl friends co passenger in a bus en route from Goa to Pune. My girlfriend told me about this Iranian girl and how she was having an awesome time in India. Now, we all know that Iran is a country which according to its customs and traditions has some restrictions and prohibitions on the way women dress, and behave in their country. So this girl came to Pune to enjoy two years of her life on the pretext of learning English language from Pune University.
She told my girlfriend that she was enjoying her time in India. She was doing everything in India that she could never do in her country. Right from smoking to drinking, multiple dates to wearing all kinds of clothes that she could never possibly wear in her country. So that same evening I was having dinner at a restaurant called Malaka Spice with my girlfriend, when we spotted the same Iranian girl sitting in the same restaurant with an Indian guy. So my girlfriend went over and spoke to her and exchanged pleasantries (this has to be the most irritating trait among girls, where they giggle and laugh without any specific reason). She also came over to our table to greet me. Then she told us something that I can never forget.
Apparently after my girlfriend and this girl got down from the bus at their destination in Pune, this girl took a rickshaw to her place. The rickshaw driver told her that his friend was also in the same rickshaw and asked if it would be a problem to her. As she did not want to argue with these local rickshawwallas at 6:30 in the morning, she said no, it won’t be a problem. While the rick was driving her home, this alleged friend of the rick driver spoke continuously in local language i.e.in Marathi, with the rickshaw driver and she felt that something was wrong somewhere. She saw the surroundings and did not recognize them.
She spoke to the driver in Hindi with real difficulty as she only knew some words. The driver told her that he was taking a short cut so that they could go faster. After almost 25 minutes, the driver stopped the rick in a secluded place and demanded 3000 Rs from her. Now, this poor girl was in a mess. She did not have any ‘real friends’ in Pune and she did not know what to do, as they were two hefty and sturdy guys. So she got scared and took out 500 Rs from her bag and gave it them. They noticed that she had foreign currency in her handbag and asked her to hand over the “Dollars” to them (Its funny, that people deem each and every foreign currency to be a Dollar even when they don’t exactly know what the currency is). This girl could not do anything. There wasn’t single soul around to help her. She took out whatever money she had in her handbag and gave it to them (Of course, she had much more “Dollars” in her luggage bag, which obviously was not known to the rick driver and his friend).
They took the bait and took the money she gave them. Luckily for the girl, they did not leave her there. They eventually dropped her in the locality where she lived and fled from the scene. This girl was very lucky that they did not rape or kill her after taking the money. The rick driver and his friend seemed to have got scared at that very thought. Whatever the reason, this incident had really shaken up the girl.
After listening to the story, we felt very sad for her and also for all the other foreigners who visit India. Each and every foreigner goes through such a phase in India where they are literally looted in daylight by Immoral Indians. I am an Indian and believe me; I don’t feel proud about being an Indian after all this. The fact that we can be as downtrodden as this causes immense sorrow to me.
I personally, did not want this to happen to the girl again, and I told my girlfriend to exchange phone numbers with her, in case she got into any trouble in the city. She also did not know how to contact the police. We told her that in any emergency, if she needed help from the local police, all she needed to do was to dial 100 from her cell phone or from the nearest public phone. She was very happy when we gave her this information and I think she must have felt a bit safe as well.
I don’t say that all Indians cheat foreigners. People like hawkers, shopkeepers, antique sellers, tour operators and even bus drivers take these foreigners for a ride. Indians have this fascination for white-skinned people and think that all foreigners have lots of money. Sometimes I feel pity on these foreigners and sometimes I feel pity on myself on being an “Indian”, where according to traditions, a guest should be treated as god!
Posted by: shriharshb on: January 25, 2008
Its Republic Day!! Celebrate the free spirit of India!!!

Posted by: shriharshb on: January 19, 2008
Finally! the moment every Indian Cricket fan was waiting for has arrived. The aussies have been defeated and how! At the start of the Perth Match everyone was confident that the Aussies are going to create a record by winning this Test Match thus giving them a place in history of being the only team to have registered 17 successive Test match wins.
However, the Indian Team was in no mood to grant them this wish. Both the teams played brilliant cricket, however the Indian Team shone in the end and registered a historic win over Australia in Australia.
This is the first time that a team from the India Sub-continent has won a test match in Perth. Again, it was Australia’s first defeat in Australia since 2003. The last team to have defeated Australia in Australia was.. well India! Yup. this happenned 5 years ago when Saurav Ganguly was the captain of the team. The situation was the same. Australia at that time too needed one win to register a record of 17 successive teast wins. But, they were denied the chance then, and they were denied the chance this time too.
Experts say that the India team was fired up after the incidents in the Sydney test. Sunil Gavaskar, the original little master of the cricketing world said that this win was the most important win of India in over 40 years! CricInfo.com has compiled a bulletin of the match and I completely agree with them.
The only worry though is whether India can maintain their stature and go ahead to win the next match? Well, lets just wait and watch!